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since pride month is coming to an end soon i just want to say i’m proud of and love being bisexual. i wake up everyday happy that i am bisexual. i love the word bisexual and everything that bisexuality stands for and represents. i love my community and my bisexual siblings. if you’re a young bisexual person don’t let anyone water down your experiences or sexuality. being bisexual is beautiful and amazing and fulfilling.
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Uther Pendragon: Gaius, is it normal for one’s hairline to be receding so quickly?
Merlin, who has been magically fucking up his hair millimeter by millimeter, every time Uther gets on his nerves: 🫢
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Merlin and Arthur are one of the only boss/employee romances I’ll take and it’s honestly because Arthur thinks he’s the boss when in reality Merlin runs the show and I think that’s funny
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Steve just holding his buddies hands
Like, especially during horror movies. No matter who’s sitting by him, even if he’s not close to them, he’ll offer his hand.
Then Eddie sits by him, and he offers it, and Eddie’s like “ I’m not even scared??”
And Steve just shrugs, “ Alright, you don’t have to, just seeing-“ And then he starts to move it and Eddie grabs it mid-air.
“Nobody said I wasn’t gonna take it? Wait for an answer man, god.“
And so it begins, they sit by eachother everytime there’s a horror movie, and then it starts when there’s not a horror movie.
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I need more artwork of Merlin and Arthur kissing. For science
Specifically I need Merlin pashing Arthur within an inch of his repressed life. More manhandling!Merlin please. More I’m-half-an-inch-taller-and-I’m-going-to-press-the-advantage!Merlin please. More season-five-thicc!Merlin please. I want to see Arthur babygirlified as he deserves.
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One-hit wonder Eddie Munson/washed-up actor Steve Harrington meeting and falling in love in their 50s after they both get invited to do a Super Bowl commercial.
Eddie’s making peace with the idea of reprising his old song to make it about a snack food because he needs to pay his bills. Steve’s there for a fun cameo and a hit of nostalgia (and because he ALSO has bills to pay, and streaming is fucking killing his residuals.)
During shooting, they both reveal they had crushes on each other when they were in their 20s at the heights of their respective fame, but the various stars never aligned in a way that they actually met.
“God, the things I would’ve let you do to me back then.”
“You know, you still could…”
They fuck hard in the backseat of Steve’s sedan one night after they wrap. Steve’s knees ache for weeks, and Eddie’s right shoulder and left elbow don’t fare any better. Neither of them regret jack shit though, and they regret it even less when they move in together over the summer.
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Eddie says he hates all sports but when he walks in on Steve watching a wrestling match, he’s mesmerized by it.
“Wrestling is gay Stevie”
“No it isn’t”
Eddie points at the screen “We literally did that move last night”
“No we didn- oh shit wrestling is gay.”
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obsessed with the fact they went without j*red
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“I’m scared, Jaskier.” “Just saying that makes you braver than you know.” “That’s it. That’s what makes you so special. You don’t just see people. You see the best in them.” | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE
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Steve comes home one day to find Eddie walking around the house completely nude.
“Not that I’m complaining,” Steve says, “but why are you naked?”
It’s clear Eddie’s a little stoned when he slowly turns and says, “It’s the only way, Stevie.”
“The only way what, babe?”
“To get, like, ALL the laundry.”Steve teases him relentlessly, but damned if naked laundry day doesn’t become a household tradition.
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Reporter: What’s your type Eddie?
Eddie: My beautiful husband
*Turning to the other members*
Reporter: What about you guys?
Rest of the members together: Eddie’s Husband
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Steve would be an absolute menace (pun intended) with the fake, clunky, plastic lightsabers that start being sold when the Star Wars prequels come out.
He doesn’t get one for himself, he steals one of Eddie’s or Dustin’s and twirls it in his hand before he whacks someone with it. The only people free from his viscous lightsaber attacks are Max and Erica.
Yes, this does devolve into Steve, Eddie, and the Party having giant lightsaber battles in somebody’s backyard. Eddie has Darth Maul’s double-ended one and smacks himself in the face with it more than he hits anyone else.
@matchingbatbites your tags were too good and so true bestie yes
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i feel this in my chest and throat but “erica help” will never not be the most devastating cry of helplessness in history bc that is his baby sister. he has exhausted all options that a boy so protective of his little sister would beg her to do something, anything.
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modern au where eddie and robin are roommates and steve is italian <3
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eddie has always known that his roommate robin is in the US for college, but grew up in and is from italy. sure, sometimes he forgets, because she somehow has a near-perfect american accent and also speaks two other languages, but he’s always known.
and for the past year and a bit, he’s known how much robin wants her best friend stevie to come visit. she talks about them all the time, and ever since she and eddie moved out of the dorms and into an apartment together for their next year of university a month ago, he’s known stevie is going to come and visit.
he just kind of forgot the exact day stevie would be arriving.
so when he, clad in nothing but his garfield pyjama pants and a metallica t-shirt that’s falling apart, walks into the kitchen one morning and sees someone he doesn’t know at the kitchen counter fiddling with their instant coffee machine, he almost shits himself.
luckily, he doesn’t, because he remembers in that split second that stevie was due to arrive last night. but he still flinches pretty hard at the fright and grabs for the nearest grabbable thing, which turns out to be the doorframe. somehow, he makes a noise loud enough to get the mystery person’s attention, and they turn around.
holy shit. eddie did not know stevie is hot. or that stevie’s actually a guy. he kind of just assumed, with the nickname and all? but the man standing there looks like he could’ve been carved by the gods eddie doesn’t believe in, and- eddie realises he’s been staring at the guy for a few seconds now, and decides to talk like a normal human being. he first adjusts his position so he’s no longer holding onto the archway of the kitchen for support, and smiles at the guy.
“hi, you must be stevie?” he offers, and stevie takes a few seconds to process his words before nodding with a smile.
“my name is steve. robbie just is… hm, silly?”
eddie blinks a couple times, because steve has an accent. a thick one. he should’ve expected that, because- hello? they’re both literally from italy. but it catches him off guard, and adds to steve’s hot factor. why didn’t robin warn him about this.
“yeah, robin is very silly.” he agrees with a chuckle, and then realises steve might not know him, “i’m eddie. robin’s roommate. you probably knew that already though, so now i probably look like an idiot. well- more of an idiot than i already do in these clothes…”
he lets his words trail off as he realises steve is frowning at him in subtle confusion. he’s picked up robin’s rambling-when-nervous habit over their friendship, and hot guys tend to make him pretty nervous. but then he realises maybe steve isn’t as fluent in english as robin is, and even if he is eddie’s a fast talker that doesn’t always pronounce things fully.
“i am sorry,” steve looks embarrassed, “my english is not as good as robin.”
eddie feels so guilty at the pink that’s made itself known on steve’s cheeks, and shakes his head immediately.
“no! you don’t need to be sorry. i just talk a lot when i’m nervous.” he confesses. why did he say that? now steve knows he’s nervous. or does he? maybe he didn’t catch his full sentence.
steve raises one eyebrow at eddie though, and one side of his mouth quirks up into a smile as he turns around to keep trying to make himself a cup of coffee.
“i am making you nervous? why?” steve asks, his back still turned. now eddie’s the one with red cheeks. dammit.
“it’s because eddie here thinks you’re hot, stevie.”
eddie’s flinch at robin’s magical appearance behind him is somehow more spectacular than earlier, and he clutches dramatically at his heart and spins around to glare at robin.
“robin! what the fuck, man!” he yelps when he realises what she’s said. but robin isn’t listening, she’s too busy speaking to steve in italian about who knows what.
probably about how she knows all eddie’s tells for when he finds a guy attractive and how she knows eddie’s type and steve checks every single box. or, eddie squints at the pair as robin tsks at steve and takes over manning the coffee machine, maybe robin’s just telling steve how to make a coffee with the machine?
“you think i am…” steve starts as he spins around to look at eddie, and seems to be searching for a word for a few moments, “attractive?”
eddie’s eyes widen, and then he sighs and fixes a glare on robin. robin just shrugs and makes a very insincere ‘oopsie’ expression, and eddie is about to start denying like his life depends on it, but he looks back at steve.
and steve has that blush back on his face, and a tiny smile, and he’s looking eddie up and down even in his ridiculous outfit.
“um, yes.” eddie practically squeaks, not used to having someone’s eyes on him like this.
steve says something to robin in italian that sounds like it ends with a question mark, and robin rolls her eyes.
“steve wants me to translate a pick up line he wants to use on you, but i literally refuse to do that. google translate is free.”
and with that, she leaves the kitchen.
